The D.B. Cooper challenge.
Last night at the bar, someone foolishly intimated that I could not draw D.B. Cooper’s F.B.I. composite drawing from memory. Bad news, chumps: I did it, and I did it perfectly. It made the time I drew L. Ron Hubbard from memory look like amateur hour. Photos forthcoming.
Not a shopping list.
Here is a list I was scrawling on the back of a postcard on the bus ride home the other day. I was assembling this list for very important reasons related to the creation of very important cultural products: Zebra cakes Fancy cakes Star Crunch Skyline chili (frozen, canned or drive-thru) Mr. Gatti’s pizza Hostess fruit pies Kroger-brand fruit pies Little Caesars pizza White Castles ...