Sham 69, “If the Kids Are United.”
So in Cincinnati, there is a chain of convenience stores called United Dairy Farmers, located on almost every street corner. Whenever Nate and I are in town driving around, we sing this song whenever we see a UDF, except we change all the instances of “kids” in the lyrics to “dairy farmers.” So you get some wonderful lines like “Take a look around you, what do you see? / Dairy farmers with feelings, like you and me.”
And that is what passes for hilarity in my family.
