Once I went out on a few half-hearted dates with a woman that I’d been introduced to through a friend. After a week or so, she broke it off for reasons she didn’t explain, but that became clear when she changed her Facebook relationship status the next day to “In a relationship with ________.”
I clicked through to find out what my rival was like. His profile was mostly blank, except for the “about” section, which indicated the following:
I know, I know, I dodged a bullet. But still, it’s really embarrassing.