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29th June 11
  • Nate: So that was over at the [Redacted] Dive.
  • Andy: That's the name of the place?
  • Nate: That's the name of the place.
  • Andy: Ugh. Didn't Congress pass a law recently saying that bars were no longer permitted to refer to themselves as "dives"?
  • Nate: No, you're remembering it wrong. Congress passed a law saying that everyone is supposed to forget what the word "dive" means, and that it be used interchangeably with the word "bar."
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