Good proposal stories people on the Internet might like.
The man and the woman are on a boat. The man says, “Look at that porpoise.” While the woman is looking the man pulls out a ring and says, “Look at this porpoise.” The woman says, “That’s not a porpoise, that’s a ring.” The man says, “Will you marry me?”
The man and the woman are in a restaurant. The woman says to the waiter, “I’ll have the spaghetti.” The man says, “I’ll have a lobster and a wedding ring.” The waiter says, “We don’t have wedding rings.” The man says, “But I do.” And then he pulls the wedding ring out of a piece of bread.
The man and the woman are at a baseball game and they appear on the Jumbotron. The woman thought the man might propose to her, but he didn’t. He actually did in the parking lot after the game was over.
The man and the woman are in a cave. The man has hired his friends to dress as cave trolls. The cave trolls crawl out of a hole in the cave in one of the caverns and form out the words HELEN WILL YOU MARRY ME with their bodies so that the flickering cave lights of the tour group cast the shadows of the words HELEN WILL YOU MARRY ME on the cave wall. They made a curvy stalactite look like a question mark.
I am stopping now because this is the stupidest shit I have ever heard of in my entire life.
