If I owned a bar.
10th September 09
- It would be all glass blocks and wood paneling.
- It would only serve beers named after eminent 19th Century German-Americans or colloquial nicknames for mid-sized American cities and geographic regions.
- It would be shut down after five days for what the city health inspector would later call, in television and newspaper interviews, “the most serious and egregious violations of the health code I have seen in my twenty-six years with this department.” He would add: “[Sturdevant] belongs behind bars for what he let happen to those mini-burgers, if you gentlemen will permit me to even describe those…things that I saw as ‘mini-burgers.’”
